LilySlim Diet days tickers

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

polkanots:

trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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